reading: Wet Behind the Ears
watching: Amazing Race Cda, GBBO!
listening: radio, ABBA
waiting: kingsman 2, beauty & the beast
if i don’t get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day i will explode and die.
Buying cat toys is a fucking scam, look at this MF with an envelope
I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out
checking my e-mails by going to my inbox and quickly covering my eyes and peeking through my fingers once the page loads
Don’t steal my time, let alone my life.
Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood
Animal Crossing (2001/2002) - Nintendo
“I just need to rest my eyes” *falls asleep for 11 hours*